http://www.squidpigeons.co.uk/2010/04/the-good-life/ The aimless rants of someone who should probably know better Sat, 19 Nov 2011 22:46:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.squidpigeons.co.uk/2010/04/the-good-life/comment-page-1/#comment-751 Mummy Sun, 02 May 2010 17:49:29 +0000 http://www.squidpigeons.co.uk/?p=148#comment-751 We will find a space for all the excess plants and those that we can't find space for we will put out by the front gate along with an honesty tin. The only problem with that is we will prob have to cement the tin to the path otherwise I can imagine us finding lots of plants but the tin 'done away with'!Failing that, we will have to set up an elaborate wiring system with cctv so anytime the tin is touched you are alerted by loud alarms being set off inside the house, we could also put up signs informing any would be pincher that not only is the tin attached to a direct call system to the local Police Station but also the tin will explode if in contact with any unknown fingerprints after 30 seconds and if that's not a big enough deterrent we have Alsatians patrolling on a regular basis! We will find a space for all the excess plants and those that we can’t find space for we will put out by the front gate along with an honesty tin. The only problem with that is we will prob have to cement the tin to the path otherwise I can imagine us finding lots of plants but the tin ‘done away with’!Failing that, we will have to set up an elaborate wiring system with cctv so anytime the tin is touched you are alerted by loud alarms being set off inside the house, we could also put up signs informing any would be pincher that not only is the tin attached to a direct call system to the local Police Station but also the tin will explode if in contact with any unknown fingerprints after 30 seconds and if that’s not a big enough deterrent we have Alsatians patrolling on a regular basis!

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