A little poem to mark this auspicious occasion:

Last of the TV debates
Before the general election
But will you let old Gordon’s gaffe
Affect next week’s selection?

While Cameron tries not to be too posh
And Clegg does much the same
How will Gordon strive to quash
His public “bigot” shame?

This is their last public chance
To sway the nation’s voters
So will their economic stance
Decide the stragglers and floaters?

The country waits with bated breath
For them to start this final jig
When all I’m really hoping for’s
A gatecrash by Peppa Pig!